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this is kinda fun...tell me what your new name is!!

wanted to pass this on to all the people i know who are kids at heart. this only takes a minute and it's fun. please don't be a bore and ruin it. send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. here is your dose....follow the instructions to find your new name.

the following in an excerpt from a children's book,"captain underpants and the perilous plot of professor poopypants" by dave pilkey: the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...

use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
I = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

thus, for example, george w. bush's new name is goober chickenshorts.

(and stephanie's is crusty chickenfanny...)