for a good time, call...

... me, or look here. and click on the martha stewart link under "news" for david's jorts ad. ha! nice!

in other news, i will not let anything-especially not sullen little boys who refuse to love people as they are-bring me down today. i will not be dragged down. i am a fighter. i wasn't always one, but i am now, so don't piss me off. i won't cower in the presence of more aggressive people than me. i will let them hear me roar and they will be afraid. this sounds so horribly stupid, but it's very empowering. i am a superwoman. treat me as such.