houston, nosotros tenemos un problema... y muchos chipirones

Case study: late-evening naps

the patient, one exceptionally cute blonde girl named stephanie, took a nap between the hours of approximately 11 and 11:30 pm with the expectation that this would clear her thoughts better, enabling her to complete at least some of the work she has to do in the near future. her hypothesis was incorrect. after arising from her nap, she finds herself unable to even think straight, leaving words out of sentences and experiencing extreme fatigue. it has been made clear that the patient in question will not be completing any more of her work tonight and will opt instead to work on it tomorrow as she often finds that her brain works better in the morning anyway.

the patient has also stumbled upon a new replacement word for "awesome" which she used to use quite frequently, and this word is "super". if you don't like it, the patient says too bad. okay? super.